Jokes of the day

Isabelle: Knock, knock
Me: Whose there?
Isabelle: There were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said "Holy Cow it's getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "Holy Cow a talking muffin!"

Isabelle: Knock, knock
Me: Whose there?
Isabelle: Two potatoes were in the oven, no wait, two potatoes were in a mixing bowl. One said "I want to get out of here." The other potato said "Me too!"